Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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