writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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