There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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