ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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