with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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