Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I am naked and annoyed.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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