thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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