Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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