alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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