Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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