I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I just want to make out with him forever
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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