Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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