Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
