Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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