remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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