I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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