He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
