oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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