so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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