idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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