I just made out with a guy for $7.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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