So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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