escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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