its not stalking. its research.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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