hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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