He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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