Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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