4 words: hood of his car
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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