I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
