That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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