She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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