he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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