Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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