By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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