I look better un-naked...
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
