Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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