Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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