I can't watch pbs sober anymore
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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