So drunk, too bad you don't want this
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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