I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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