i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
