Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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