My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We're not piercing ourselves today.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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