Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
smell my finger.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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