google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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