Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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