we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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