Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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