I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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