Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Randomize
