you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
