I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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